If you want to be an alcoholic and get drunk on a Monday for no goddamned reason, be a man, and go out and do it. You don’t need St. Patrick’s Day, or Cinco de Mayo, or Memorial Day, or the 4th of July to do it. Make up your own holidays. Budweiser Day. VodkaFest. Jager Week.
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