Russian: “You are correct, I should not have been reading that book, comrade.”

German: “I apologize for being too Jewish, and will now board the crowded yet impressively prompt train.”

Canadian: “Oh darn. Iced the puck again.”

Japanese: “I believe the voice actress for my favorite anime is making an appearance nearby.”

French: “My cheese!” or “You appear to be trying to add a non-French word to the French language”, depending on context.

American: “It appears my Tivo did not record this week’s episode of Lost.”

Mandarin: “Hello.”

“Australian”: “Crikey, look at the size of that stingra—”

Cantonese: “Hey! Get out of the way! The brakes in my tank don’t work!”

Hindi: “Why the hell do people keep forgetting about us?! There’s a couple billion of us and we have nukes, dammit!”

Arab: “Holy crap! I think I just saw a glimpse of female flesh, I must stone her to death and then put out my eyes!”

African: “Whoa! Cheap, brightly colored laptops for children!”