Take, for example, the name “Large Hadron Collider.” Apparently, a hadron is a type of particle, but why is a hadron called a “hadron?” The name “hadron” has nothing to do with physics, regardless of what the physicists say. It has everything to do with psychology. The name “hadron” was coined because of its close resemblance to the word “hardon.” For those of you that do not know, a “hardon” is slang for an erect penis. Thus, the term “Large Hadron Collider” makes it almost impossible for a person not to unconsciously become preoccupied with thoughts of sex. Furthermore, social psychologists have found that as a person’s perception of their future becomes shorter, they become more likely to engage in risk-taking behaviors such as sex. The combination of fears about the end of the world and this preoccupation with having sex is a recipe for the abolishment of virginity.