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And yes, as a middle-class American, I’m very excited that my president’s patio furniture looks crappier than my own. My wife and I recently saved up for a patio set (pictured in our back yard, right) which collectively cost just under $400 at Target for a table, six chairs, umbrella and umbrella stand. And I think you’ll agree that it blows away that boring white crap they’re using in the Rose Garden. I mean, what do they do when it starts to sprinkle a little over there? Just run inside the White House with newspapers over their heads?